Somewhat "funny" jokes

What did one elevator say to the other? "I think I'm coming down with something"

What did the rug say to the floor? "Don't move, I've got you covered"

How did the comedian pass the time in the hospital? "By telling sick jokes"

Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film. "Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops!"

Doctor, Doctor how was my check up? "perfect. You'll live to be 80" But I am 80 "In that case, it's been nice knowing you."

Doctor, Doctor, I came as quick as I could. What's the problem?
"Your lab results are back and you've only got 24 hours to live."
That's terrible.
"There's worse. I've been trying to call you since yesterday."